IN STOCK: Handmade By Robots: Killer Klowns From Outer Space - Shorty Vinyl Figure!
As seen in the movie Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Handmade By Robots celebrates the nightmare-inducing Shorty clown!
Designed, molded and painted to look like a hand-knit toy, but made of vinyl, this approx. 5-inch tall figure is perfect for display or play. Includes vinyl tag on the figure, complete with barcode decal to replicate a sewn-in label.
What is Handmade by Robots? Ambulatory biological units like yourselves require warmth and soft embraces. We robots know not of such things. Our best approximation is thus enclosed: the appearance of interwoven organic fibers into recognizable characters from your pop culture, though made of solidified polymers. Our research indicates they would be given and received as gestures of friendship and love. May your acquaintances find value in such meaningless activities.